Monday, August 21, 2006

Bridge out?

A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the road,
pounding a sign into the ground, that reads:

The End is Near!

Turn Yourself Around Now
Before it's Too Late!

As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you
religious nuts!"

From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash. The
priest turns to the pastor and asks,
"Do you think the sign should just say: 'Bridge Out'?"

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